i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
a small cat
that’s the purriest meow I’ve ever heard
I need to pet this cat
MY CAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE THIS ASDFGHJKL
if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper
“slut means the end in swedish”
this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD
This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days.
"how will we explain homosexuality to our children" I think maybe they should explain it to you